Palin / Hillary Open

Long Live the Queen

It's been widely noted, if not necessarily understood, that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin formerly belonged to the Assemblies of God: a colorful branch of fake Christianity that has, over the years, spun off a number of wacky sects. Most notably the Third Wave.
Third Wavers, a cheeky gaggle of militant wingnuts if there ever was one, have declared an official jihad (I am not making this up) on the Queen of Heaven, known among the hell-bound masses as Diana, Artemis, Fatima and the Virgin Mary. She's a demon, they aver. Oh, and She's also the Whore of Babylon.

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Tagesanzeiger: Die Bilder zeigen, wie Palin im Mai 2005 vor dem kenianischen Bischof Thomas Muthee in der Kirche Wasilla Assembly of God steht, während er Jesus Christus auffordert, sie vor «jeder Form der Hexerei» zu beschützen. «Wir sagen, rette sie vor Satan», erklärte Muthee, während zwei Kirchenmitglieder ihre Hände auf Palins Schultern legten.